BAD HABITS BARRY

I’ve had my doubts, but now I know,
You have the worst habits, of the lot,
Early morning, before we go,
You’re up to your knuckles, pulling out snot,

I’ve heard dogs and animals eat,
But not with the noise you create,
The slurping of tea is such a feat,
But it’s very hard to tolerate,

Grunting and sighing are par for the course,
Barry, you’re a tough act to follow,
The biggest offence, right at the source,
Is when you suck up the snots, then swallow,

So do me a favour and change your ways,
There’s not much more I can take,
No hesitation, and with no no delays,
Change now, for everyone’s sake.