“Squirrels forget where they hide about half of their nuts”
Again, how do they know this? Was it part of the Squirrel Survey? No, no it was not. Even if you watched a squirrel for life, you must be very bored or very concerned about them losing their nuts, how would you even remember where they hid their nuts.
“Smiling is contagious.”
If you tell anyone that works in retail that and they will laugh in your face.
“Men are biologically more attracted to women with big butts because this indicates fertility.”
No it isn’t. By explanation of Sir Mixalot it is because other brothers can’t deny, when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in their face they get sprung. Not because they are potentially thinking “I’m going to raise a family with this one”. Don’t say you can’t learn things from rap music.
“We invest 5 times more in research on penis enlargement and breast size increase than in Alzheimer’s.”
Good to see that we have our priorities in order, as usual. And who is ‘we’? I have never donated any money to enlargement research…
“The disease that causes Stewie Griffin’s head to be shaped like a football is called “craniosynostosis.””
No, there was no disease he is a CARTOON. The illustrator did that. A real person on the other hand may actually have this. However, if we are including cartoons as real people, don’t forget Arnold from Hey Arnold. Poor guy.
“Men find women dressed in red more sexually attractive and will spend more money on a date with her”
For the love of God. So let us just go through an example of a situation and see if this still applies shall we? A man goes on two dates with twins who cannot talk. The first twin is wearing a black dress and the second is wearing a red Mr. Blobby suit. You tell me now that he will find the second twin more attractive.